The "No Wimps, No Weasels" Refund Policy

In the Moneyroom Universe, digital products are digital assets — just like a downloaded movie, a secret recipe, or a treasure map. It cannot be "un-given" or "returned."

Therefore, our refund policy is simple, crystal-clear, and carved in stone:

  • If you don't want it — don't buy it.

  • If you're unsure — don't buy it.

  • If you're the type to buy things you "might" want, definitely don't buy it.

Purchasing from Moneyroom Universe means you intend to actually use what you purchase — not download, peek, then cry like a toddler who dropped his ice cream. Grow up. Be a real buyer.

If you're the kind of person who buys something with one hand on the "Request Refund" button, do yourself a favor and LEAVE NOW.

We don't want your business.
We don't want your drama.
We don't want your weak, sorry energy.

Buy with honor or don't buy at all.

Buy Like a Boss and Get a Badge!

The Wall of Shame (You Have Been Warned)

If you ignore our glorious, no-mistakes-about-it policy and manage to trick your credit card company, PayPal or bank into reversing your purchase, you'll earn immortal infamy and activate the full force of Moneyroom Karma:

  • Your name (and/or company name) will be permanently and gleefully posted to our Refund Wall of Shame.

  • You'll be blacklisted for life — banned from purchasing anything from us, again, forever, world without end, amen.

  • You'll be banned from buying anything else offered inside the Moneyroom Universe even if you beg, grovel, or send cookies.

  • You'll be remembered as a lousy, conniving, weak-willed, shifty-eyed, two-faced, excuse-making, responsibilty-dodging, no-good, lowdown, ner-do-well weasel who lacks the moral fiber of a soggy napkin, and marked as a stain on the honorable tradition of online commerce.

  • You'll be lumped into the same category as: online scammers, people who don't tip, and who ever decided pineapple belongs on pizza.

  • Your name (or business name) will be labeled as UNTRUSTWORTHY in our private circles — and let's just say, our circle is big.

In short, you'll become a punchline.

Why We Go This Hard (And Why You Should Love It)

Because we believe business should reward warriors, not whiners. Moneyroom Universe is built for people who decide, commit, and conquer — not people second-guess, excuse-make, and refund-scam.

If you want to be part of a world where buying a tool, a course, or a digital product is the beginning of action — not the beginning of complaints — you're in the right place.

If you need a mommy, a tissue, and a counselor after every purchase — we humbly suggest Etsy.

Here, we play to win.
Here, we buy like bosses.
Here, we own our choices.

If you want to build wealth, success, and real results, you're in the right place. If you want to nickel-and-dime your way through life blaming others for your choices, you should probably head back to the kiddie pool.

This policy isn't just protect us — it's to protect the serious, winning-minded buyers who are actually making moves, not excuses.

Welcome to Moneyroom. No Wimps. No Weasels. No Refunds. Just Results.

Stay bold,
The Moneyroom Universe Team

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